{"product_id":"i-called-dibs-on-the-mailman-t-shirt-funny-couple-shirt-bold-statement-tee-humor-gift-idea-funny-postal-t-shirt","title":"I Called Dibs on the Mailman T-Shirt – Funny Couple Shirt, Bold Statement Tee, Humor Gift Idea, Funny Postal T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 26.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold; font-size: 26.79px;\"\u003eI Called Dibs on the Mailman T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 26.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 33.8px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 26.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 26.79px;\"\u003eSome people wait their turn…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 26.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 26.79px;\"\u003eYou called it first.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 26.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 33.8px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 26.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 26.79px;\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold; font-size: 26.79px;\"\u003e“I Called Dibs on the Mailman” T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 26.79px;\"\u003e is bold, playful, and just the right amount of confident. It’s the kind of statement that gets double takes, laughs, and a few “where’d you get that?” moments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 26.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 33.8px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 26.8px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody; font-size: 26.79px;\"\u003eSimple design. 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