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I Called Dibs on the Mailman T-Shirt

Some people wait their turn…

You called it first.

The “I Called Dibs on the Mailman” T-Shirt is bold, playful, and just the right amount of confident. It’s the kind of statement that gets double takes, laughs, and a few “where’d you get that?” moments.

Simple design. Big personality.

Whether you’re wearing it solo or pairing it with the matching “She called dibs. I married her.” tee, this shirt turns a quick joke into a full story.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, and pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for comfortable layering
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean