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Nope Delivery Attempted T-Shirt — Funny Guard Dog Graphic Tee
$16.47
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A bold, tongue-in-cheek tee that announces boundaries with a blast of retro punk energy. The clean white crew shirt carries a vivid, poster-style graphic: a snarling guard dog framed by a sunburst of red and yellow and the blunt headline “NOPE” above, with “DELIVERY ATTEMPTED” below. Wear it when you want to keep doorstep chaos in check and add a little irreverent humor to your everyday rotation. The soft, lightweight cotton and classic crew cut make it comfortable for long days on the move, while the sturdy print and reinforced collar stand up to frequent wear. It looks right at home on city streets, on evening dog walks, or layered under a jacket when you want that punchy graphic to peek out. This shirt speaks with attitude without taking itself too seriously — the kind of piece that gets a knowing chuckle from neighbors and makes your daily routine a little more playful.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, all‑day comfort
- Single-piece tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit
- Ribbed, reinforced collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Durable, vibrant print: DTF on sleeves and DTG on main graphic
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko‑Tex certified for safe wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors