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Postal Worker Tee Have a Nice Dumpster Fire — Postal Shirt
$19.83
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Have a Nice Dumpster Fire.
Because “Have a Nice Day” felt a little too optimistic.
Perfect for postal workers who have survived peak season, staffing shortages, impossible expectations, and whatever today decides to throw at them.
Soft on the skin and built to last, the shirt ages gracefully and keeps its shape through repeated wear. The absence of side seams and a ribbed, seam-free collar make it comfortable under satchels and jackets. Subtle black flecks in the natural color add character; the tear-away label prevents itch and the ethically sourced cotton aligns with workers who value sustainable choices.
Product features
- Eco-friendly heavier cotton for a vintage, durable feel
- Runs slightly oversized for extra comfort and layering
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 | 24.25 | 25.50 |